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10 Marketing Concepts 10个营销观念

1. 1 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You go up to her and say, “I am very rich.你去了她，并说： “我很丰富的。 Marry me!”嫁给我！ “
That’s DIRECT MARKETING. 这是直复营销。

2. 2 。 You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.您正处于一个党同一群朋友，看到一个美丽的女孩。 One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich.一个不用你的朋友到她指着你说： “他是非常丰富的。 Marry him!”嫁给他！ “
That’s ADVERTISING. 这是广告。

3. 3 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You go up to her and get her telephone number.你去了她并让她电话。 The next day, you call her and say, “Hi, I am very rich.第二天，你打电话给她，并说： “嗨，我感到非常丰富。 Marry me!”嫁给我！ “
That’s TELEMARKETING. 这是电话。

4. 4 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You get up and straighten your tie.你和你的领带拉直。 You walk up to her and pour her a drink.你走到她和争取她喝。 You open the door for her.你敞开大门她。 You pick up her bag after she drops it.你拿起她的包后，她滴它。 You offer her a ride and you say, “By the way, I am very rich.你向她乘坐和你说的， “顺便说一句，我很丰富的。 Will you marry me?”你愿意嫁给我吗？ “
That’s PUBLIC RELATIONS. 这是公共关系。

5. 5 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.她走了你和说， “你是非常丰富的。 Can you marry me?”你能嫁给我吗？ “
That’s BRAND RECOGNITION. 这是品牌的认知度。

6. 6 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You walk up to her and say, “I am very rich.你走到她说， “我很丰富的。 Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.嫁给我！ “她为您提供了一种很好的硬打你的脸。
That’s CUSTOMER FEEDBACK. 这是客户反馈。

7. 7 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You walk up to her and say, I am very rich.你走到她说，我很丰富的。 Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.嫁给我！ “她向您介绍她的丈夫。
That’s DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP. 这是需求和供给的差距。

8. 8 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, “I am very rich.你走了她和前你可以说什么，另一人是沿并告诉她， “我非常丰富的。 Marry me!”嫁给我！ “
That’s MARKET COMPETITION. 这就是市场竞争。

9. 9 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, “I am very rich.你走了她和前你可以说什么，另一人是沿着并告诉她， “我非常丰富的。 Marry me!嫁给我吧！ And she follows him.她如下他。
That’s LOSING MARKET SHARE. 这就是失去市场份额。

10. 10 。 You see a gorgeous girl at a party.你会看到一个美丽的女孩在一次聚会。 You walk up to her and before you can say, “I am very rich.你走了她和前你可以说， “我非常丰富的。 Marry me!” YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!嫁给我！ “你的妻子转了！
That’s BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY. 这是新的障碍，进入市场。

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