The Christmas season is upon us and I decided to make todays post both festive & fun!
There are hundreds of thousands of the usual office gifts & business gifts around the web but I wanted to find something just a little different.
So without further a due I give you 5 weird & wonderful Christmas gifts that I’m sure anyone who sits behind a computer will love.
Hilarious reviews included!!
1. The Executives Ball Scratcher!
“This is definitely the present for the man who has everything! Aimed at the “Busy Male Executive” is the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher!
For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places.
The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave…
This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.”
2. Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
“One drawback, when it was delivered the capsule had no bolt on the outside. But I’m handy, so I installed one.
I have been locking the wife and kids into the chamber from 7pm to 7am every evening, and boy am I relaxed. This really works.”
3. Fart Proudly – The Writings Of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read In School
“A mention of flatulence might conjure images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent – and least expected – commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin.
The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament.
Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.”
4. Uranium Ore
Uranium Ore
“Mixed a bit in with the wife’s Olay products facial creme. Her complexion is more radiant than ever!!”
“The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.”
The Zombie Survival Guide
“Let’s face it: at one time or another we’ve all faced a zombie scare we aren’t prepared for. And yes, the local constabulary usually cleans things up with a minimum of fuss, but what happens when things go wrong and the cavalry doesn’t arrive? That, my friends, is the day that Max Brooks’ “The Zombie Survival Guide” saves your life.”
So there you have five hilarious gifts that are all but certain to put a rye smile on the face of the internet marketer in your life.
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